erindonus

winxhesters:

potato-tots:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

hugstyles:

why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

When I was 8 my two older brothers tied me up and put me with the trash cans on the side of the house. It took my dad two hours to find me.

I was tagged by parkerspidey

Rule 1: Always post the rules
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post
Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

parkerspidey’s questions for are:

1. What is your favorite instrumental song and why?

song on the beach by arcade fire. It feels light and beautiful, but has a weight to it that reminds me of my mom and the stillness that I feel when I realize she’s not here.

2. If you could live anywhere in the world with the condition that you could never return to your current home, would you go and where (people can come visit, you just can’t go back)?

No, I desperately want to see the world, but my world is my family and friends. I couldn’t sacrifice one for the other.

3. Would you rather be a morphomagus (Like Tonks) or an animagus (like Sirius or James)? If animagus, what animal?

I’d probably go for an animagus, because then I would have a good chance of knowing what my patronus would be. I’m not sure which animal I would be.

4. If you could live in any fictional universe, what would it be and why?

Definitely going for Hogwarts with the stipulation that I have magical abilities.

5. If you could change the color of leaves (when they’re green) to any other color, would you and what would it be?

I’d change them to that kind of blood orange, you know.

6. Do you prefer your nails painted or bare?

painted toe nails, bare finger nails

7. If you could change your race from human to any fictional race (dwarf, elf, Vulcan, etc), what would it be?

I really wanted to be a mermaid when I was young, so either that or a lotr elf.

8. If you could have any wild animal as a pet (completely safe, no worries about them attacking you), what would it be?

red panda, or a tiger

9. Would you rather be a squirrel, horse, or dolphin?

dolphin

10. If you could be reborn as a tree, what kind of tree would you be and where would you like to be planted?

A plumeria tree and I can’t think of where I would be planted!

11. If you could leave the planet and never come back, would you?

Depends on the situation. I have imagined being like Fry from Futurama and everyone I know is gone then maybe.

My questions:

1. You have to time travel to the past to live out the rest of your life and you get to take one person/animal/technology (piece of tech can’t take you to another time) with you. What time would you go to, and why? Who/what would you take with you, and why?

2. For one week you get to become an expert overnight at one skill per night, which 7 skills would you choose and why?

3. You can change one aspect of yourself, it can be a personality trait, a habit you have, a physical feature, etc. What would it be any why?

4. Take the trait you just wanted to change and think of a reason someone would want it. Feel free to get creative.

5. You get the opportunity to design a clothing line for people with your exact body type, what styles would you favor? What prints would you use? Fabric? 

6. You get to choose five people you know to each win the lottery, respectively, who would you choose and why?

7. What is something you hope future you doesn’t forget?

8.  Which fictional character do you wish had gotten a happily-ever-after? What would that happily-ever-after be?

9. Which book do you wish everyone would read? Why?

10. Give your life a title as if it were a book or movie.

11. What five songs would be part of your life’s soundtrack?

I’m tagging:

skibas

grumpycatlover

jack-tor

shaylizb

dancing-tofu-xvx

harlssxoxo

theawkwardesturtle

whimiscal-wishes

erindonus

rubyetc

parkerspidey

theawkwardesturtle
home-of-amazons:

marjchaos:

taelenne:

the-queerdo-brigade:

I know this comic isn’t even supposed to be ironic or anything but I can’t stop sad-laughing, because this illustrates perfectly so much that is wrong with ‘color-blindness’ and ‘gender-blindness’ and elitist pansexuality with the pansexuals/everyone else division
You’re literally stripping people of their identities, things they live with, things that help make them who they are, in order to homogenize them. You’re not ‘seeing past’ anything. You’re covering it up, ignoring it, erasing it. Whoever told you that ‘seeing past’ any part of a person was a good idea anyway??
Aside from the fact that the second picture is literally NOT what you see in any way whatsoever, given that, y’know, people have eyes and arms and aren’t gray blobs and junk, the way you imagine the world looking is HELLA FUCKING BORING!! Seriously, given the choice between seeing the world as diverse and vibrant and full of all kinds of people, and seeing the world like Night of the Faceless Heart-Eating Blob People, why would you ever even pretend to live in the latter???

they definitely see height though??

Judge people on height alone!

Seems that people who “don’t see” colour/race/gender think it’s difficult to treat other human beings as equals if visible differences exist among them.

home-of-amazons:

marjchaos:

taelenne:

the-queerdo-brigade:

I know this comic isn’t even supposed to be ironic or anything but I can’t stop sad-laughing, because this illustrates perfectly so much that is wrong with ‘color-blindness’ and ‘gender-blindness’ and elitist pansexuality with the pansexuals/everyone else division

You’re literally stripping people of their identities, things they live with, things that help make them who they are, in order to homogenize them. You’re not ‘seeing past’ anything. You’re covering it up, ignoring it, erasing it. Whoever told you that ‘seeing past’ any part of a person was a good idea anyway??

Aside from the fact that the second picture is literally NOT what you see in any way whatsoever, given that, y’know, people have eyes and arms and aren’t gray blobs and junk, the way you imagine the world looking is HELLA FUCKING BORING!! Seriously, given the choice between seeing the world as diverse and vibrant and full of all kinds of people, and seeing the world like Night of the Faceless Heart-Eating Blob People, why would you ever even pretend to live in the latter???

they definitely see height though
??

Judge people on height alone!

Seems that people who “don’t see” colour/race/gender think it’s difficult to treat other human beings as equals if visible differences exist among them.

Reality Fucked Up my Forever

When I was little I used to dream

Of going off on adventures.

I’d return, a hero who defeated evil,

Upheld good,

Rose above demons and monsters

To shine as a beacon of light in the dark.

Then it came time for reality

to take notice of me and smirk at my dreams.

It started with a friendship and a single minded belief in forever.

Until my world came crashing down in disjointed clangs and

bone breaking cracks.

It happened so quickly I almost missed it,

but so slowly I felt each knuckle

make contact with my face

as life hit me again and again

the steady rhythm of the beating

was the only steady thing about it.

My face pressed into the ground

I tried to get to my feet

to my knees

to lift my head,

to breathe.

I’m not really sure that I ever got back up.

For all I know the ground beneath me caved in under the onslaught

giving me the illusion of space and silence.

skibas asked:

the mad about cute animes club is the club I just formed right now. It is v exclusive and you can only join if cute shit makes you mad when it is too cute. I think I lost this concept a long time ago I have no idea wtf is going on anymore. Just gonna. Stop talking. Typing. Whatever. Also my iPod capitalizes for me and makes me look like I give a shit about being proper. Very rude.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ok.

i’m sorry that your ipod forces you to conform to common grammatical rules, how rude! and i’m sorry about your feelings about cute things. i’m sure that must be an incredibly difficult situation to deal with emotionally. 

unfortunately my laptop is dying and i am too lazy to get the charger. so i feel that it is for the best that i log off and play solitaire on my phone for a while. i’ll see you tomorrow!!!!